Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Picking Up 101




So my friend and I were telling each other pick-up lines out of utter boredom, so I thought I'd share them with you guys! So, these are just some of the weird (and very lame) pick-up lines we talked about:

-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away!
-You're body is wonderland and I want to be Alice
-You have nice teeth (R would use that one)
-My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?
-Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
-Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
-Are you a library book, cause I would totally check you out!
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Use one of these babies and you're almost guaranteed their number! It might be a fake one, but its a number nonetheless! 
What's your favourite pick-up line!


-S

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